Okay so when I used to get on baby center they had this funny thread called "You know you have a boy when.........", so I wanted to start it here in honor of Heather and John's baby being due today. So post your funny stories about your little snakes, snails and puppy dog tails. (If you don't have boys and want to post about your little girls, that's fine too. So here are mine:
1. He sleeps with bouncy balls instead of Teddy bears.
2. He brings you pretty rocks instead of flowers.
3. He knows the BSU cheers before his ABC's
4. He insists on wearing his pj's all day long, even to church. (no we didn't let him)
5. He insists on wearing the same shirt over and over and over.
6. He makes you pretend the shopping cart is a race car
7. You visit the ER 4 times before he's two.
8. When he finally does start bringing you flowers he picks the neighbors roses
9. When you tell him not to pick the neighbors roses he asks, "But then how will you ever get flowers?" (to be fair Stillman gets me flowers all the time for no reason)
10. He makes you wear a construction helmet with him all day long.
11. He uses your rings from your ex-boyfriends as part of his pirate treasure.
(These are mostly things Alex does. For Jayden I think the only difference you would notice is that he is able to pee on you from across the room.)